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kathrynroseksk:

bibliogato:

You are irreplaceable. You are unparalleled. You are important, to one person, to a classroom of people, to a single person on the internet. If you are thinking about suicide, even “not seriously”, please, please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255. 

They saved my life. They can save yours. Depression is an ugly disgusting creature. It lies and tricks and deceives. Flip it the bird. Stand up on your desk. You are worth help. You have so many more things in this world to discover and love. 

I love you. Stay here. I promise the good days make up for the bad. 

O CAPTAIN

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ninagarcia:

So sad … RIP #RobinWilliams



gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

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3 weeks ago / 219,747 notes / via / ©


Attention Potential #PitchSlam Recruits!

Incoming H.E.L.M. transmission. Do not adjust your modem or router settings.

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Connection established. Signal stabilized.

If you are seeing this message it means you’ve been vetted via the H.E.L.M. database of potential writer heroes. Director Fury himself initiated this program and, as we’re sure you’re aware, he has a knack for calling on some of the best. Congratulations, you’ve got what it takes. But answering the call is only half of the equation. The other half is what you bring to the table.

To participate in the H.E.L.M. initiative you need two things. The first is a 35 word pitch for your completed and polished manuscript. 35 is a hard limit. The second is the first 250 words of that same manuscript. If 250 hits the middle of a sentence (by middle we mean genuinely the middle, like right here, not two words into it) then finish. 255 is the hard limit.

For those  not sure what we mean by completed and polished: if a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent was to provide clearance for you to send you work today, the only thing keeping it from going out immediately is whether you have direct access to your computer.

What this means is all potential recruits need to be good to go, all green, wheels up on that manuscript. You’ve got a little over two months from today to get mission ready.

We’ll be in contact.

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a-tattooed-nerd:

melbelle24601:

OH MY GOD YES BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just died. 

Bwhahahaha!

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1 month ago / 166,479 notes / via / ©


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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

1 month ago / 478,627 notes / via / ©


middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

1 month ago / 226,558 notes / via / ©


My Writing Style Survey

Thank you for taking the time to answer a few questions about yourself. The results of this survey will reveal your particular writing style.

Have you noticed anything strange about yourself? Are you able to do things most people cannot? Do you possess the power to create worlds and fill them with life, laughter, love? Can you conjure kickass characters and badass villains with a thought? Can your written words provoke thought, stir the heart, or tempt the soul? Are you able to rescue the love interest, defeat the bad guy, and save the world with your bare hands?

If you answered No to the previous questions, then your writing style is determined to be merely sufficient. Thank you for your time and effort.

Please disregard the rest of this message and go about your business.

Have a wonderful rest of your day!

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If you answered Yes to any the previous questions, place your hand squarely over your mouse or against your touchpad and hold.

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Welcome, potential recruit. You are receiving this encrypted message because we’ve been watching you, and we’re impressed. We believe you are a perfect candidate to join the H.E.L.M Initiative for hero writers – Hunt for Exhilarating Literary Material.

People are crying out for awesome stories to help them escape the dullness of everyday life. The world needs your talent, so a group of veteran heroes (hosts) has come together to form and lead specialized squads to combat this boredom epidemic.

These leaders will provide feedback, helping you hone your natural story-telling abilities. Once you’re put through Basic Training and Combat Drills, some of you will be selected from the recruit roster to join the H.E.L.M. squads, making you honorary hero writers, but it doesn’t end there. If you’re chosen, it’ll be time to Suit Up, because Agents from S.H.I.E.L.D. will be assessing your performance to see if you’re ready for active field duty.

This is the real deal, recruit. The publishing industry needs heroes like YOU. Your talent, your story, your commitment to the cause. Keep your eyes and ears open for further details. We’ll be in contact.
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